Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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