Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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