I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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