I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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