dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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