Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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