My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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