just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
