Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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