Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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