Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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