I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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