you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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