We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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