Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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