hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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