this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize