it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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