Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I will be naked everywhere
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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