He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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