Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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