just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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