Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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