do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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