Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my shit smells like andre
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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