): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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