I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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