is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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