This is not my ceiling
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
So squirting runs in the family.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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