So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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