Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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