yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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