butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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