come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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