His pubic hair was longer than his dick
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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