its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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