you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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