I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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