69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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