May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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