Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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