READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It's official drugs can't kill me
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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