My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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