idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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