; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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