I'm going to jail i love you
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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