I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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