there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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