I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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