There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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