I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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