this beer tastes like vomit already
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
