I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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